fake-cutthroat-kitchen:

Chefs! For dessert, I would like…key lime pie.

Now, you’ll want to be keyed into this auction.

We have here a set of lockers, and, surprise, they’re locked up tight. Some of them contain some pretty useful stuff: pie crust, sugar, and so on. Some of them are…less useful, like this one, which contains a CD for Sublime’s album Santeria.

Win this auction, and your opponent will have to give up their basket and fumble with this full keyring to find usable ingredients in these lockers.

gatoiberico:

he has the ultimate power

✨ print ✨

desert-palm:

random-meme-bot:

charlesoberonn:

Me: Time to go outside.

The Sun:

Me: I have places to go though.

The Sun:

deanwinchesterapologist:

Public transit be like your bus is due …..now! ……..now! …..any second now…….okay now! Just kidding uhh…………..now! Okay itll be 17 minutes ☺️ hope that helps. Aw shit we sent the invisible bus again

decamarks:

YOU CAN EAT HIM

bumblesnail:

little. small, even

kitschadelic:

kitschadelic:

friend was lamenting the lack of girls in the shonen she was watching so I had some advice for her